NSFW- Offensive language, (maybe) rated-R (well, not rated but should be). If you don't like it, your problem. Internet ain't getting censored for your comfort because Daddy pool got some essplainin to do. So get your special sock out nerds, this is about to get intense.
You fell for it again!!! Haaah! I knew I could get you in here. Afterall, your 🍑 doesn't even know how to get the money out of the business schools. A little green can make you go from living in a dumpster to the Paul Rudd mansion that my boo Baldie Nova used to live in. Alright, my Bruce Wayne without the buhh of the billions $$$, you can burn your wallet but I can't let you go in alone because just like cafe gratitude, I am going to take you to the other side in the middle of a storm of gunfire.
Here are a bunch of reasons you cannot get more green 💰 💸💸 💰 in you life!
REASON 1
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIZZ IT UP
You saw someone who got himself drenched in green sweat just because another school gave them more green does not mean that every school will be this generous. Just like what Scout Master Kevin Used to say, "It is not about what you do, it is about how you do it 😏". You gotta rizz them up like Peacemaker rizzed up wonder woman who was eye-effing him. Hey!!! Don't look at me, I am not the one who said it, he did. You think I would be too much of a 🙀 to say "fucking"?? Not go rizz your way up to get a higher scholarship amount.
REASON 2
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS
When I took down Juggernaut, I knew there is only one thing that can stop him- something that can slip through the cracks 🍑. You gotta know how to slip through the cracks of the peanut brains sitting in the admissions office. You gotta go deep, you gotta go hard and you gotta slip it right in where no one else can- on building the LEVERAGE!!! Get your mind off the gutter people. No leverage, no money! Research and ask for help where needed.
REASON 3
YOU DON'T MAKE A SUPERHERO LANDING
How many times have those dipshits told you in the info session that you gotta be memorable just like the Green Lantern movie? Yeah! That is right. You are just too ordinary! You just broke the cut because your 🍑 is just the same as everybody's 🍑. They will just glaze your 🍑 and show it off on the employment report like a number. You wanna stand out! You wanna look cool! You wanna look like Logan all greased up after defeating the bald headed demon!
REASON 4
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE YOUR 🍑
Oh, look at you! Just sitting on your couch, waiting for life to happen. Guess what? That's how you've gotten everything so far, right? Like a lazy ninja just waiting for the universe to hand you stuff on a silver platter. Classic move, buddy! Guess what, classic ain't getting you anywhere out of your ManCave or a WomanCave or a AnyCave. You gotta get out there to build leverage and set the stage for you to get in.
REASON 5
YOU DON'T HAVE 🍒
"You can't wait for someone's balls to drop to take action", like Scout Master Kevin used to say, such great words from a man, who can make the camp great again. You gotta grow a pair and start asking for what you want from them. It takes balls and brains but I guess none of them will have to do because you ain't growing a pair and you ain't got no brains to grow one.
REASON 6
YOU LISTEN TO TIN CANS
That is right, you people like listening to those tin cans from social media. What intense training must they have been through to give all kinds of unsolicited advice. Those nerds have not left their parent's basement since the dawn of time playing candy crush and calling them a full time gamer. You don't need those people giving you advice in this industry run by experts.
REASON 7
YOU ARE JUST TOO DESPERATE
Alright, listen to me you desperate hot mess, take it from a guy who waited YEARS to get this role—don’t go out there acting like the street corner's your office with a sign that says, 'Anything for $20!' Coz guess what? You're gonna get exactly $20. That’s it!! You gotta show them you're worth more! Like, way more. You don’t see me out here begging for chump change—well, except for Taco Bell… but that's different. You gotta show off your skillz, baby! You gotta make them see that you’re a hot commodity! Don’t be all, 'Hey, look at me, I’ll do anything for a buck!' Like sister Methanie on clapping cheeks street.
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